a Christmas Message

I found this a long time ago, and thought I should share it. If you
have a dirty mind, you'll get it. Enjoy. ;p

Subject: Letter from Santa, Date: Wed, 25 Nov 2009.

Dear Friends,

I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good
this year and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some
goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to
bring you all the gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a
little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD
from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have
knocked up the 8 maids a -milking, and the 9 piper's piping have been
arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese
a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the
partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird shit.
On top of all this, Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my
reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and
some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the
5th of January. Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit together
and bring you the things you want. This year I suggest you get your
asses down to Wal-Mart before everything is gone!

Should This be Acceptable?

Yes, I know, I haven't posted sense the war of 1812. Speaking of
which, someone told me that war didn't actually start in 1812. As
stupid as I'm gonna sound for asking this, I wonder if that's actually
true. I mean in a way, that actually makes sense. But that's not the
purpose of this post.
So about a month ago, my sister told me about a facebook group she saw
that clamed that "teen mothers should be publicly executed.". And
although she was 19 when my nease was born, she was enfuriated, and I
imagined she would be. So later, I decided to google this facebook
group, and this is what I found

"Tired of your taxes being spent on chavvy little girls who couldn't
keep their
legs shut, bringing up children to follow their lack of morals? Well you
can do something about it, get your own back. Lets have them publicly executed."

Now I'm definitely not encouraging teen age pregnancy, but that, in my
opinion, is what I call obviously harsh, and closed-minded. While I
do know a fair amount of teens who don't take care of their children,
I also know an equal number who actually do. and although they may
not have been trying to get pregnant, quite a few of them are some
of the best mothers out there, believe it or not. Also, I would like
to know whether or not the creater of this group (whose gender I
honestly don't know) would regret creating that page if he/she had a
teen aged son or daughter who ended up having a child? sure most
parents would be disappointed in their children for something like
this, but unless you're not what i would consider a decent parent, you
wouldn't wish death upon your child for having sex and getting
pregnant, now would you?