Small potatoes! (;

I don't really know why I titled this post "small potatoes!", because I like just about( any) potato, no matter the shape and/or size. It's weird, but they're delicious, so I don't care...!
When I say I like any kind of potato, I'm not playin. Of course I love my French fries, and chips--I'll eat just about any kind of chips, but that really doesn't matter right now-- Some time last week, we had stake and baked potatoes for dinner. And guess what? I didn't give a damn about the stake--or the salad. And don't get me wrong; I love salad, almost as much as I love potatoes, but (obviously), I love potatoes more!
After we were all done eating dinner, I discovered some left over potatoes (which actually were small). Hell yes!! So guess what my dinner was for the next 2 days? Potatoes! What else would it have been? But instead of eating my baked potato like any "normal" person would, I chopped it into (tiny) pieces, covered it with bacon bits, cheese, and...and...and Italian dressing! Sounds gross, doesn't it? But it wasn't. In fact, it was the exact opposite.
Aside from actually eating potatoes, I love throwing them at people. Yes, I love throwing potatoes. I'm weird, I know, but the thought of throwing potatoes just sounds...amusing! You know you agree!
And I'm not sure how many people have actually heard of this, but there is a cartoon called "small potatoes" (which may have been how I came up with the title of this post). And the small potatoes in this cartoon sing! Singing potatoes? Hell yeah!! Of course I watch that shit! Only if I'm around little kids, but I still watch it when I get the chance. Not only is the theme song for this cartoon amusing, but these damn potatoes sing. Singing potatoes--how cool is that.
I'd continue rambling about potatoes, but I'm running out of things to say--things that actually make sense. So--what foods are you obsessed with enough to write ridiculous blog posts about?